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deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

angeldictator:

I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”

reassures:

You lost interest in me as fast as I lost my breath when I first saw you.

(Source: reassures)

"I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date."

- i.c. (via rattlejack)

(Source: delicatepoetry)